FRESH SEXY CELEBRITY

Tiger Woods may be living large on his yacht and/or at another filthy rich friend’s mansion in Long Island. Maybe he’s in sex rehab as has been rumored, but I thoroughly doubt it. With all the speculation on Tiger’s luxurious whereabouts, there’s some comforting news that he spent a little time in the dog house. US Weekly reports that the philandering golfer passed a night or two sleeping on an air mattress in a friend’s empty mansion. All he had were some snacks, crappy beer, and a TV to keep him busy. I’m sure he passed the time texting various women asking them to come over for chips and Bud light.