FRESH SEXY CELEBRITY

‘The Secret of Life of the American Teenager’ is a show on ABC Family, which is a network that apparently exists. And yesterday the shows star Francia Raisa went rollerblading in a bikini top in Santa Monica, just a few hours before a ‘Teenager’ movie premiered. It’s sad that young girls have to parade around with their huge breasts on display to get exposure in Hollywood. Wait. No, not “sad”. I meant to say “fantastic”.